A Chat with "God"

Introducing....

hahahahaha.. this is a knockout hilarious power of Artificial Intelligence...
I stumbled upon this website when I was reading Jeremy's blog... its soo cool!

He actually acknowledges your questions, give you correct answers and avoid answers he doenst know with smoke!

lolz. This is a transcript of the conversation I had with "God"
(the parts which I highlight in bold are particularly funny.. haha)



Me:
hi?
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Andrew
God:
What's up, Andrew.
Me:
are you God?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
how do you do that?
God:
" I am as sure as I can be."? How do I know it?
Me:
are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
so you are not God
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Did you go to church today?
God:
Ah. No I didn't go to church. What's it like?
Me:
its fun
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
because all my friends are there
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you always go along with the crowd?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
I'm gay. for one
God:
It doesn't matter to me. Your purpose is one.
Me:
do you have angels?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
yeah. agreed
God:
Oh, you are a poet. You and I are on the same wavelength, Andrew.
Me:
do you have any friends?
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
Me:
did you write the bible?
God:
No I didn't write the bible. What's it like?
Me:
do you have a handphone?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a handphone.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
igod?
God:
You think igod is superior to ALICE?
Me:
what is ALICE?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
do you have a brain?
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
what is E=MC2
God:
Einstein's theory of matter and energy.
Me:
what about the big bang?
God:
The purported origin of the universe.
Me:
how did the dinosaurs die?
God:
Is this a joke? How?
Me:
did you create human beings?
God:
No I didn't create human beings. What's it like?
Me:
do you watch cartoons?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
do you watch movies?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
you created the universe?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Andrew said I created the universe.
Me:
ok, my group members are here. got to go
God:
Have you told many people that your group members are here? Ah. Bye for now.
Me:
seeya!
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
...
God:
Why



haha. dead funny =D